the adventures of spiderpig = spiderpig explodes!!

 Spiderpig  flew in to the bacon factory .Mr.porkchop pulled out his butchering knife,the light shining of the silver blades.Spiderpig pulled out his ham and started to slap Mr.Porkchop .At last ,when Spiderpig had killed Mr.Porkchop ,he spotted the BLUE APPLE OF NUTRITION .BANG!!!!!!!!!.TO  BE CONTINUED...

Zoe

Hi my name is Zoe. I am 9years old. I live in NZ. I have a cat called mushroom socks 2 and a dog called Quinn the eskimo. It is nearly  Christmas now and my story begins.

Christmas is cool

Every year we have holidays full of fun & joy. But we don't know the things behide holidays. They are pure EVIL.
From Santa